- Etienne LaDoux: Any attempt to inflict the slightest bestiality upon this unique window of glass will engender a massacre of heroic proportions.
- Claire LaDoux: Did you ever see such a darn fool in your life?
- Paladin: Many times. I hate to think what the world would look like without them.
- Etienne LaDoux: Hash house! Ma Cherie, if you were a man, I'd shoot you down like a dog!
- Claire LaDoux: Excuse me! A restaurant.
- Rancher: I'm buying that glass either in one piece or in little ones.
- Etienne LaDoux: [to Paladin] This is what you Americans call the bluff, hah? I took a bluff like an American! Monsieur! I will not sell you one splinter of the glass! Now, what are you going to do? Hah?
- Rancher: You show him what I'm going to do, Ben. Save me something for my window.