- Paladin: Well, Augusta, it looks like you've got what every woman should have, a man you can train from scratch.
- Monk: EEEEE!HA! Mr Paladine, I saw part near one hundred women in my life, and that one right there is the first one I ever saw.
- Augusta: Mr Paladin, you should be ashamed of the company you keep. Out!
- Paladin: Augusta, I think you should talk to him.Beneath that roughhewn exterior there beats a heart of sweetest corn, and besides he owns a half interest in this place.
- Augusta: Who says? His uncle Mort?