Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

The Odd Lot Caper (1973)

Ron Hayes: Laughlin

Quotes 

• Murdock : [Murdock is mad at Laughlin for killing Cooper]  I wanna know why you murdered Cooper.

  Laughlin : Just following your orders.

  Murdock : I didn't tell you to kill him... I told you to get him out of the way for a while.

  Laughlin : Killing is clean... Unless Cooper pulls a Lazarus, there's no way he could come back to identify me.

• Murdock : [Murdock is irate]  Idiot!... Now you've got McGarrett and Five-O digging into the case...

  Laughlin : Oh, Let them... While they're busy checking Stan Cooper's dames, and hunting for a husband with horns, we'll pull our rip-off.

• Laughlin : [to Murdock]  Don't hamstring me..I know what I'm doing

  Murdock : Last time you told me that, they pulled your license.

• Laughlin : You don't like what I'm doing... I'll just pull it off myself, and deal you out.

  Murdock : [laughing]  Try it.

  Laughlin : What are you gonna do?... Chase me in your wheelchair?

  Murdock : Well, now look... You're not stupid. Without me, you've just got a ton of fancy paper... You try unloading share one, and you're in the slammer.

  Laughlin : Okay, Murdock, we need each other... Just quit bugging me.

  Murdock : I don't wanna bug you, Laughlin... I don't wanna even see you. Just follow the scenario... One more stupid trick like that Cooper killing, and I'm calling the whole thing off.

  [Murdock leaves] 

• Laughlin : [Murdock phones Laughlin]  We're fighting the clock, Murdock... What do you want?

• Laughlin : [to Murdock]  I hate to say it, but you're getting a little paranoid.

  Murdock : Working with you, that's easy.

• Laughlin : [laughlin is tired of Murdock's uneasiness]  Why don't you put that paranoia in cold storage while we make you 40 million?

• Laughlin : [to his men]  Okay, sychronize your watches.

  Jersey : Will you knock off that army chicken?

• Laughlin : [laughlin doesn't like Jersey's nonchalance]  Now you listen!. This is all clocked to the wire!... A quarter of a minute off, and we'll all end up in the rock garden.

• Laughlin : [laughlin doesn't think Jersey can pull off his part of the heist]  Jersey, you mess this up, and I'll personally put a bullet through your front teeth

• Laughlin : [the robbery is going down, and Laughlin sees Mrs. Finley at her desk]  Move, Mother!

• Johnson : [laughlin kills the security guard while disabling the system]  You... You killed him.

  Laughlin : Figure we should have asked him for a beer?

• Laughlin : [Receiving his payoff from Murdock]  Thanks, partner.

  Murdock : We were never partners.

• Laughlin : [the heist is going down]  Take the microfilm out of that computer!

  Johnson : It doesn't run on microfilm.

  Laughlin : Tell me another lie like that, and I'll nail you to the floor!

• Laughlin : [laughlin wants more money]  I'm in it for one-third of 40 million dollars.

  Murdock : You are insane.

• Laughlin : [as he is leaving]  You're taking me into the firm. Murdock and son... And friend.

• Laughlin : [after being caught]  McGarrett... A deal?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : What have you got to sell?

  Laughlin : 40 million dollars wirth of paper.