- Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter: [Dictating a letter] Dear sir. Carter's Unique Employment Agency takes pride in finding unusual jobs for unusual people. And I am happy to tell you we've found for you a pitted olive pimiento patter.
- Lucy Carter: [Puzzled, interrupting] What is a pitted olive pimiento patter?
- Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter: He's a man who stands in the assembly line and, as the olives roll along, if any of them have their pimientos sticking out, he pats them back in again.