Hill Street Blues (TV Series)

The Rise and Fall of Paul the Wall (1984)

Robert Prosky: Sgt. Stan Jablonski

Quotes 

• Lt. Howard Hunter : [after struggling to get Paul 'The Wall' up the precinct stairs]  That old parable about Mohammed and the mountain comes to mind. If Mohammed won't come to the mountain...

  Sgt. Stan Jablonski : We don't need a parable, Lieutenant. We need a forklift.

  Lt. Howard Hunter : Actually, in this case, it's the mountain that can't get to Mohammed.

  Sgt. Stan Jablonski : [Still gasping from exertion]  What?

  Lt. Howard Hunter : Well, what I'm simply suggesting is that we call in the coroner, cordon off the area, let him proceed with his autopsy, and then we'll remove this fella piece by piece.

  Lt. Henry Goldblume : I saw that movie. "Texas Chainsaw Coroner."