- Tim Taylor: [some audience members start to walk out] You guys, sit back down. Next segment, Heidi's doing a vibrating sander demonstration.
- [they hurry back to their seats]
- Al Borland: She was coming on to him and he was coming unglued faster than... than the last thing he glued.
- Jill Taylor: Tim, you're crossing the line.
- Tim Taylor: By touching the small of her back?
- Jill Taylor: Yeah.
- Tim Taylor: You might have a point if I was touching like, the big of her front.
- Kelly Barnes: So tell me, Mark, what's it like having the Tool Man for a father?
- Mark Taylor: Oh, it's fun. You get to ride in a lot of ambulances.
- Kelly Barnes: And Randy, what's your father's best quality?
- Randy Taylor: Well, he heals pretty quickly.