- Emergency Room Doctor: [Detectives Ballard and Gharty arrive at the hospital to investigate a teenager's death] The victim's name is Scotty Meyers, gunshot to the head.
- Det. Laura Ballard: Did he say anything about who shot him?
- Emergency Room Doctor: No, ADASTW.
- Det. Stuart Gharty: What?
- Emergency Room Doctor: Arrived Dead And Stayed That Way.
- Det. Tim Bayliss: That's a book that I got for Rene.
- Det. John Munch: Zen for Beginners?
- Det. Tim Bayliss: Yeah, she was asking me some questions about Buddhism.
- Det. John Munch: And you're concerned with her spiritual well-being.
- Det. Tim Bayliss: Absolutely. Well, y'know, probably I'm also thinking she might go out with me.
- Det. John Munch: Let me get this straight: you're interested in Rene romantically?
- Det. Tim Bayliss: Yeah. Yeah, why not? She's single, she's beautiful, and she's very open-minded.
- Det. John Munch: I knew it about you all along, Timmy.
- Det. Tim Bayliss: What's that John?
- Det. John Munch: Beneath all that dogma, you're still a dog.
- Det. Meldrick Lewis: How the hell could Susan Dehen not know she was sleeping with her boyfriend's brother.
- Det. John Munch: Well, you said they looked exactly alike, right?
- Det. Rene Sheppard: Yeah, but in bed, there's a lot more going on than the visuals.
- Det. Meldrick Lewis: Sound...
- Det. Rene Sheppard: Taste...
- Det. Meldrick Lewis: Smell...
- Det. Rene Sheppard: Touch...
- Det. John Munch: Cable.