Homicide: Life on the Street (TV Series)

The Documentary (1997)

Reed Diamond: Mike Kellerman

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• Det. Mike Kellerman : [Kellerman is seen on a VHS tape posing in front of his boat proudly]  You think I'm a sociopath?

  J.H. Brodie : Well, not like Munch...

  [Detective Munch is seen on the VHS tape lying on the floor of his apartment, dipping a children's rocket Popsicle into a glass of beer, going right to town on the Popsicle and drinking all the beer at once] 

  Det. John Munch : [surprised]  I didn't know doing that looked so weird...

• Det. Sgt. Kay Howard : The detective wants you to know, and we've been doing this a lot longer than you, so you can take our word for it. Your rights to counsel... aren't all they're cracked up to be.

  Det. Frank Pembleton : Once you up and cal for that lawyer, son, there ain't a damn thing we can do for you! No sir, your good friends in the Homicide Unit are gonna have to lock you all alone in this room. And the next authority figure to scan your case will be a no-nonsense prosecutor from the Violent Crimes Unit, with the official title of Assistant States Attorney for the City of Baltimore.

  Det. John Munch : And God help you then, cause a ruthless blood-sucker like that'll have an O'Donnell Heights motorhead like yourself halfway to the gas chamber before you can get three words out.

  Det. Mike Kellerman : Your best bet is to speak up. Speak up now.

• Det. Frank Pembleton : Hey Hey Hey!

  Det. Mike Kellerman : Whoa! You guys solve your case?

  Det. Frank Pembleton : Yep

  Det. Tim Bayliss : Nope

  Det. Mike Kellerman : Well, which is it?

  Det. Frank Pembleton : Tim's tormented again, by the "why"

  Det. John Munch : Tim's always tormented by the "why". I got a why questions for you, Bayliss. Why do you always need to know the "why"?

  Det. Frank Pembleton : Well, we got our "why". The husband's having an affair, he doesn't want the wife to know. The neighbors are snooping around, so he shoots them down. Bada Bing!

  Det. Tim Bayliss : There's more to it, Frank. I think that we should go talk to Mrs. Jackson.

  Det. Frank Pembleton : Mrs. Jackson is in a Glen Burney nursing home. You want to talk to her about her husband's extra-marital affairs? You got your confession, leave the woman alone.

  Det. Meldrick Lewis : You know what your problem is, Timmy?

  Det. Tim Bayliss : I don't got a problem.

  Det. Meldrick Lewis : You let things haunt you.

  Det. Tim Bayliss : No I don't! And I know what you're thinkin'.

  Det. John Munch : What are we thinking?

  Det. Tim Bayliss : Adena Watson?

  Det. John Munch : That's what I'm thinking

  [Turns to Lewis] 

  Det. John Munch : Is that what you're thinkin'?

  Det. Meldrick Lewis : That's exactly what I'm thinking!