The Honeymooners (TV Series)
A Man's Pride (1956)
Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden
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Quotes
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Ralph : What's so funny?
Bill Davis : I remember the funny joke I wrote in your autograph book. Some kids are small, some kids are tall, but 'Fatso Kramden' walks down the hall wall to wall. Ha Ha. That's was something to laugh about, but now we're grown.
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Ralph Kramden : I'll tell you what I'll do. Just as sort of a nice gesture, I'll make believe I want to pay the bill.
Alice Kramden : Oh Ralph.
Ralph Kramden : It's nothing, you know, I'll just say, "Please let me pay the bill." I'll feel better that way.
Alice Kramden : No Ralph.
Ralph Kramden : Don't worry about it.
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Bill Davis : What's your line?
Ralph Kramden : Transportation business.
Bill Davis : Transportation biz.
Ralph Kramden : Yes, Gotham Bus Company.
Bill Davis : What do you do?
Ralph Kramden : Oh, I uh, run things.
Bill Davis : Hey, that's quite a company, and you run things.
Ed Norton : Oh yeah. He's in the driver's seat.
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Bill Davis : Oh, the check, I'll take it.
Ralph Kramden : Now, wait a minute, Bill, I insist that I pay the check.
Bill Davis : Okay, Ralph.
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Alice Kramden : You know, tonight's gonna cost him a pretty penny, Ralph.
Ralph Kramden : What does he care. He's loaded.
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Mr. Monahan : Kramden, what are you doing here?
Ralph Kramden : Humina humina humina.
Ralph Kramden : What are you doing behind my desk?