The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Alice and the Blonde (1956)

Freda Rosen: Rita Wedemeyer

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Quotes 

• Rita Wedemeyer : We have pet names for eath other.

  Ralph : Pet names for each other? Now, isn't that cute. I betcha that was your idea.

  Rita Wedemeyer : Yes, it was. Don't you have certain names you like to call your husband?

  Alice : Oh, I have several I'd love to call him.

  Rita Wedemeyer : All you have to do is pick out your husband's outstanding feature, and find a name that fits.

  Alice : Oh, I see.

  [to Ralph] 

  Alice : Isn't that a good idea, Tubby?

• Rita Wedemeyer : What a husband you have. He certainly is a treasure.

  [Mrs. Weidermeyer leaves the room] 

  Alice : A treasure? He keeps this up much longer he's going to be a BURIED treasure.

• Rita Wedemeyer : Hello.

  Ralph Kramden : Homina homina homina