The Honeymooners (TV Series)
Oh, My Aching Back (1956)
Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden
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Quotes
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Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph, what's the normal temperature, around 98, ain't it?
Ralph Kramden : 98.6.
Ed Norton : What would you say a bad temperature is?
Ralph Kramden : Hundred and two, 103. What is it, Norton? What is my temperature?
[Norton becomes shocked as he examines the thermometer; Ralph gets impatient]
Ralph Kramden : WHAT'S MY TEMPERATURE, NORTON?
Ed Norton : [crying out] A HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!
Ralph Kramden : A hundred and eleven?
Ed Norton : Why'd it have to be you? Prime of life!
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[Uncle Leo has heartily slapped Ralph on the back a few times, not realizing that he hurt his back; after Leo leaves, Ralph lets out a loud bellow of pain]
Alice Kramden : [worried] Ralph, what happened?
Ralph Kramden : Baby, nothing. I was just yawning.
Alice Kramden : Yawning?
Ralph Kramden : I'm tired.
Alice Kramden : Sounded like feeding time at the zoo.
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Ralph Kramden : I asked you if you had any leftovers for last night's supper.
Alice Kramden : Ralph, we're eating at my mother's.
Ralph Kramden : I told you, I am not going to your mother's, I'm too tired, and I gotta get to bed early.
Alice Kramden : You'll still get to bed early. We'll go to mother's, eat supper, and come right home.
Ralph Kramden : Now, you know I'm not that kind of a man. I'm not the kind that eats and runs.
Alice Kramden : Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!
Ralph Kramden : Oh, if I wasn't tired, would you get yours!
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Ralph Kramden : [looking out the window] Whoa! It certainly looks like rain tonight!
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Alice Kramden : Ralph, how could you do such a thing?
Ralph Kramden : Homina homina homina homina homina.
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Ed Norton : Why don't you just put your foot down and say, "Alice, I'm going bowling!"?
Ralph Kramden : Get a load of who's talkin'. How about the night that Trixie insisted that you go with her to her mother's house, the night we were gonna play pool?
Ed Norton : Well we ended up playing pool, didn't we?
Ralph Kramden : Yeah, you and me against Trixie and her mother.
Ed Norton : [laughs] I'll never forget that shellacking we took.