The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Oh, My Aching Back (1956)

Art Carney: Ed Norton

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• Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph, what's the normal temperature, around 98, ain't it?

  Ralph Kramden : 98.6.

  Ed Norton : What would you say a bad temperature is?

  Ralph Kramden : Hundred and two, 103. What is it, Norton? What is my temperature?

  [Norton becomes shocked as he examines the thermometer; Ralph gets impatient] 

  Ralph Kramden : WHAT'S MY TEMPERATURE, NORTON?

  Ed Norton : [crying out]  A HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!

  Ralph Kramden : A hundred and eleven?

  Ed Norton : Why'd it have to be you? Prime of life!

• Ed Norton : Why don't you just put your foot down and say, "Alice, I'm going bowling!"?

  Ralph Kramden : Get a load of who's talkin'. How about the night that Trixie insisted that you go with her to her mother's house, the night we were gonna play pool?

  Ed Norton : Well we ended up playing pool, didn't we?

  Ralph Kramden : Yeah, you and me against Trixie and her mother.

  Ed Norton : [laughs]  I'll never forget that shellacking we took.