The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Oh, My Aching Back (1956)

Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden

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• [Uncle Leo has heartily slapped Ralph on the back a few times, not realizing that he hurt his back; after Leo leaves, Ralph lets out a loud bellow of pain] 

  Alice Kramden : [worried]  Ralph, what happened?

  Ralph Kramden : Baby, nothing. I was just yawning.

  Alice Kramden : Yawning?

  Ralph Kramden : I'm tired.

  Alice Kramden : Sounded like feeding time at the zoo.

• Ralph Kramden : I asked you if you had any leftovers for last night's supper.

  Alice Kramden : Ralph, we're eating at my mother's.

  Ralph Kramden : I told you, I am not going to your mother's, I'm too tired, and I gotta get to bed early.

  Alice Kramden : You'll still get to bed early. We'll go to mother's, eat supper, and come right home.

  Ralph Kramden : Now, you know I'm not that kind of a man. I'm not the kind that eats and runs.

  Alice Kramden : Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!

  Ralph Kramden : Oh, if I wasn't tired, would you get yours!

• Alice Kramden : Ralph, how could you do such a thing?

  Ralph Kramden : Homina homina homina homina homina.