The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Please Leave the Premises (1956)

Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden

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Quotes 

• Ralph : I'm the general. What I say goes.

  Alice : Then you better say "Alice" 'cause I'm going.

• Alice : [after Ralph leaves Alice sitting at the table in the snow outside the building]  Pins and needles, needles and pins, a happy woman is a woman who grins!

  [Ending with an angry grin on her face] 

• Alice : Well, what do you think, Ed?

  Ed Norton : Well let me tell you, Alice, that if this, uh, pins and needles things work and really calms Ralph down, I think that it should be presented to the U.N. as the greatest instrument known for peace in our time.

• Ralph Kramden : Other husbands do things, they can always be assured of their wife standing behind them. Why can't you stand behind me?

  Alice : Oh, it's not my fault, Ralph. There just isn't enough room back there.

  Ralph Kramden : Oh ho, Bang! Zoom! You and your wise cracks.