The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Something Fishy (1955)

Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden

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• Ralph : What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?

  Alice : Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.

• Ralph : [to Alice]  I catch the fish, you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish.

• Ralph : Now, look, Alice, I've already made up my mind about this, so there's no sense in trying to change my mind. Let's not do any hollering, screaming or yelling. You are not going on the fishing trip.

  Alice : I am going.

  Ralph : You're not going.

  Alice : [getting upset]  I *am* going.

  Ralph : [shouting]  You're NOT going!

  Alice : [yelling]  I *AM* GOING!

  Ralph : The only place you're going is to the moon!

• Raccoon Lodge President : There must be plenty of eligible... comp... uh... uh...

  Ralph : Applicants.

  Raccoon Lodge President : Applicants. I'm sorry, sir, I couldn't think of the word.

• Ralph : Mr. President, Brother Kramden... Brother *Norton* is a nut!

  Ed Norton : I have the floor; you're out of order.

  Ralph : The only thing out of order here is your head.