The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Something Fishy (1955)

Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden

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• Ralph : What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?

  Alice : Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.

• Ralph : Now, look, Alice, I've already made up my mind about this, so there's no sense in trying to change my mind. Let's not do any hollering, screaming or yelling. You are not going on the fishing trip.

  Alice : I am going.

  Ralph : You're not going.

  Alice : [getting upset]  I *am* going.

  Ralph : [shouting]  You're NOT going!

  Alice : [yelling]  I *AM* GOING!

  Ralph : The only place you're going is to the moon!