The Honeymooners (TV Series)
TV or Not TV (1955)
Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden
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Quotes
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Alice : [complaining about how Ralph is always out at night, leaving Alice alone at home] I'm left here to look at that icebox, that stove, that sink and these four walls. Well, I don't want to look at that icebox, that stove, that sink and these four walls! I WANNA LOOK AT LIBERACE!
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Ralph Kramden : Whatever happened to the sweet unspoiled girl I married before? Whatever happened to that girl, Alice? You remember what you said to me before we got married? "Ralph, I'd be happy to live in a tent with you."
Alice Kramden : I'm still willing. I think it'd be an improvement.
Ralph Kramden : Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?
Alice Kramden : That would be an improvement, too.
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Ralph Kramden : [explaining the reason he won't buy Alice a TV set] I'm waiting for 3D television, that's the reason.
Alice Kramden : Are you waiting for 3D refrigerators, too?
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[last lines]
Alice Kramden : Gotta admit it, Ralph. Once in your life, you were right. We never should've gotten a television set.
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Alice Kramden : Why don't you just let me make you comfortable here because you've been gone all day long and I missed you something terrible, Sweetums.
Ralph Kramden : [looks around] Who's Sweetums?
Alice Kramden : You're Sweetums.
Ralph Kramden : You're nuts!
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Alice Kramden : What would you like, Ralph, lemonade or milk or juice?
Ralph Kramden : Let me have what you're drinkin'. I wanna get loaded too.