"The Honeymooners" The Deciding Vote (TV Episode 1955) Poster

(TV Series)

(1955)

Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden

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Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, and Cliff Hall in The Deciding Vote (1955) Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, and John Gibson in The Deciding Vote (1955) Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, and Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, and Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason and Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason and Art Carney in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, and Cliff Hall in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason and Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, and Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955) Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

Quotes 

  • Ralph : You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're goin'.

  • Ralph : You're the type of person that would bend way over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fools day. I wouldn't.

    Alice : You couldn't.

  • Ralph Kramden : [trying to fix a broken vacuum cleaner]  That's what it needs, just a little drop of oil. It'll be alright.

    Alice Kramden : A little drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas.

  • Ralph Kramden : [Ralph is filling out a reference for Norton]  Is the applicant trustworthy?... THE APPLICANT IS A BUM!

  • Ed Norton : [Ralph is about to throw Norton out of his apartment]  Ralph, can I say one thing before I leave?

    Ralph Kramden : What?

    Ed Norton : It's a piece of junk!

    [Norton runs out the door] 

  • Ralph Kramden : That's for cleaning rugs.

    Alice Kramden : We haven't got any rugs.

    Ralph Kramden : Put this on for cleaning upholstered furniture.

    Alice Kramden : We haven't got any upholstered furniture.

    Ralph Kramden : Clean drapes with this.

    Alice Kramden : And we haven't got any drapes.

    Ralph Kramden : And this picks up dirt.

    Alice Kramden : That, we've got.

  • Ralph Kramden : How about that time we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat. Who got a cab and took you over to the hospital? I did. Who come up and saw you every day? I did. Who brought you cigarettes and candy? I did.

    Ed Norton : Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did!

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