The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Unconventional Behavior (1956)

Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden

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• Norton : Ralph?

  Ralph : What?

  Norton : Mind if I smoke?

  Ralph : I don't care if you burn.

• Ralph : Wouldn't it be much easier, if you bought a new watch?

  Norton : No, why? Nothin' wrong with my watch. All it needs is a new mainspring. I just gotta find a guy to fix it. I think I'll write a letter to Walt Disney tonight.

• Norton : Well, we're gonna have a lot of laughs at this convention with wives along. I have a feeling that I may replace you as poster boy during National Nut Week. Will you tell me one thing, please? How do you get us into these fixes?

  Ralph : Very simple. Very simple, Norton. I HAVE A BIG MOUTH!

• Ed Norton : But I don't want to take Trixie. She was away with me once on a trip. Boy, she was on my neck all the time. I couldn't go bowling. I couldn't shoot pool. She just ruined everything.

  Ralph Kramden : When was that?

  Ed Norton : On our honeymoon.