"The Honeymooners" Unconventional Behavior (TV Episode 1956) Poster

Art Carney: Ed Norton

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  • Norton : Ralph?

    Ralph : What?

    Norton : Mind if I smoke?

    Ralph : I don't care if you burn.

  • Ralph : Wouldn't it be much easier, if you bought a new watch?

    Norton : No, why? Nothin' wrong with my watch. All it needs is a new mainspring. I just gotta find a guy to fix it. I think I'll write a letter to Walt Disney tonight.

  • Norton : [to Ralph on how he adjusted his watch by looking out the window]  I set my watch by the Chinese restaurant. It opens at 5PM every day.

    [Ralph stares] 

    Norton : You don't believe me, do you? I can tell by the way you're looking at me that you don't believe me. I can tell you the time, all night long just by that Chinese restaurant. For instance, they start cooking the egg foo yung at 5:26. The first whiffs of that reach my apartment window upstairs at about, oh, 5:28. And they reach your window at 5:27 and 56 seconds. It's a known fact that the aroma of egg foo yung rises at the rate of 320 feet per second. Now, moo goo gai pan, which is of a heavier consistency, travels upwards at a slower rate. They start making that at about 5:37. Sometimes, somebody comes in, orders the family dinner, then I'm completely thrown. I don't know what time it is.

  • Norton : Well, we're gonna have a lot of laughs at this convention with wives along. I have a feeling that I may replace you as poster boy during National Nut Week. Will you tell me one thing, please? How do you get us into these fixes?

    Ralph : Very simple. Very simple, Norton. I HAVE A BIG MOUTH!

  • Ed Norton : But I don't want to take Trixie. She was away with me once on a trip. Boy, she was on my neck all the time. I couldn't go bowling. I couldn't shoot pool. She just ruined everything.

    Ralph Kramden : When was that?

    Ed Norton : On our honeymoon.

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