The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Young Man with a Horn (1956)

Art Carney: Ed Norton

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Quotes 

• Ed Norton : What are you doing there, Ralphie Boy?

  Ralph : I'm making a list of all my weak points.

  Ed Norton : Oh. Is that all the paper you're going to use?

• Alice Kramden : Will you be sensible, Ralph? You don't play it any more.

  Ralph Kramden : That's got nothing to do with it. I want to keep it.

  Alice Kramden : Alright Ralph, you haven't touched it in years,

  Ralph Kramden : I wanna keep it.

  Ed Norton : He's right, Alice. He hasn't touched his toes in years either, he still wants to keep them.

• Ed Norton : Well Ralph, I guess we're just hangnails on the fickle finger of fate.

• Alice Kramden : [Ralph tries to play but no sound comes out]  Not so loud, Ralph. You'll disturb the neighbors.

  Ed Norton : Maybe it's one of those high-frequency cornets that only dogs can hear.

  Ralph Kramden : [Ralph pulls out a sock]  What's a sock doing in my cornet?

  Alice Kramden : It must be one of the tender memories that's attached to it.