House M.D. (TV Series)
Histories (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [breaking up an argument between Dr. Wilson and Dr. Foreman] Okay, you two, grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
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Dr. Wilson : You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. Gregory House : I don't *need* to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
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Dr. Gregory House : You gonna tell me why this case?
Dr. James Wilson : She's my new girlfriend, I'm having a tattoo designed, I was hoping you could find out her name.
Dr. Gregory House : So, she's just another sick person that kindly Dr. Wilson has made sure doesn't get lost in the big ugly system.
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Dr. Gregory House : [in Cuddy's office with Foreman] Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us!
Dr. Gregory House : [to Foreman] Go check out the hood, Dawg.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : And the cancer wouldn't account for the alleged twitch, or any of her other alleged symptoms.
Dr. Gregory House : Actually, it would. Neoplastic syndrome associated with a cancer could cause her to twitch like a bunny on crystal meth.
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Dr. Gregory House : Patients lie but usually only one lie at a time.
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Dr. Gregory House : The only thing we know for sure about Jane Doe is that her name isn't Jane Doe, which means no medical history.
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Dr. James Wilson : The only question is whether she dies in two months or three.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Oh, God!
Dr. James Wilson : You were right. There's nothing we can do for her here. Might as well put her back on the street.
Dr. Gregory House : Unless it's not cancer.
Dr. Robert Chase : Oh, you're joking?
Dr. Gregory House : [Sarcastically] Well, hard not to. There's nothing funnier than cancer.
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Chris Dewey : You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House : And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [approaching with two young-looking female interns] Dr. House!
Dr. Gregory House : Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
Dr. Wilson : Get me some Thin Mints.
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Dr. James Wilson : Yes, I forgot. I need a reason to give a crap.
Dr. Gregory House : You're giving two craps.
Dr. James Wilson : The metric system always confuses me.