House M.D. (TV Series)
Kids (2005)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [obnoxiously] You Jewish?
Dr. Petra Gilmar : [keeping her cool] Yes.
Dr. Gregory House : Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
Dr. James Wilson : [desperate to change the subject] Uh... uh...
Dr. Petra Gilmar : Two hours of begging?
Dr. Gregory House : I heard four.
Dr. Petra Gilmar : Well, actually... I'm only half Jewish.
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Dr. Gregory House : The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
Dr. Wilson : They were Prada, means she has good taste.
Dr. Gregory House : They were not Prada. You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum.
Dr. Wilson : Okay... well they were nice... pointy...
Dr. Gregory House : Exactly. They were stylish. And very painful to wear. Only an incredibly shallow, insecure woman would rather be in pain all day long than wear a decent-looking comfortable shoe, and that's exactly the type I don't need around here.
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Dr. Gregory House : Cameron is so not perfect.
Dr. James Wilson : Well, nobody's perfect.
Dr. Gregory House : Mother Teresa?
Dr. James Wilson : Dead.
Dr. Gregory House : Angelina Jolie?
Dr. James Wilson : No medical degree.
Dr. Gregory House : Now who's being picky?
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Dr. Gregory House : No fever, no neck pain. Take the elevator to the third floor...
Dr. James Wilson : Whoa whoa whoa... wrong floor! No fever no neck pain, she's fine.
Dr. Gregory House : Smell her hair - no chlorine. Which means she wasn't at the pool. Which means she's come to a quarantined area - because she's an idiot, or she's insane! No one is that stupid. East Wing, Psych Ward - buh-bye!
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[House interviewed a female doctor that can verbally match wits with him]
Dr. James Wilson : [enthusiastically] That's our Hitler!