House M.D. (TV Series)
Skin Deep (2006)
Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Quotes
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Dr. James Wilson : [using a gruff disguised voice] House. This is God.
Dr. Gregory House : [while inside of the MRI chamber] Look, I'm a little busy right now; not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Dr. James Wilson : Let me check. Ohh, I gotta plague! What about Friday?
Dr. Gregory House : You'll have to check with Cameron.
Dr. James Wilson : Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm going to come up with a new answer this time!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [as she enters the MRI room] House!
Dr. Gregory House : Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
Dr. Gregory House : God, why have you forsaken me?
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Dr. Gregory House : [enters Cuddy's office] I need a favor.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'm not in a giving mood.
Dr. Gregory House : It'll help us both. I need a shot of morphine in my spine.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : If your leg hurts, take your Vicodin.
Dr. Gregory House : It's not enough. Get a syringe.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Morphine is extreme. Even for you.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. Read that on the insert.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Get one of your lackeys to do it.
Dr. Gregory House : I don't want them knowing.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : That you're on the road to becoming a junkie?
Dr. Gregory House : That I'm in this much pain. I don't want them questioning my judgment. I can't ask Wilson because he figures it's all in my head.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Well, I agree with him. I'm going home.
[starts to leave her office]
Dr. Gregory House : [begins lowering his trousers] Well, what about this?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [looking mildly shocked] What are you doing?
Dr. Gregory House : [reveals the severe scarring and muscle damage on his thigh] Is this in my head?
[his voice breaks in despair]
Dr. Gregory House : Because I could swear I remember a thigh muscle being here!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [as her expression changes from shock to sympathy] I'll get a syringe.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [while handing a folder of House's latest patient to him] Teenage supermodel. Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy...
Dr. Gregory House : [yanks the folder out of her hands] You had me at "teenage supermodel."