How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Belly Full of Turkey (2005)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Ted : [together with Robin sees Barney among the volunteers at a Thanksgiving shelter dinner for the homeless] Barney!
Barney : Hi, guys!
Ted : What are you doing here?
Barney : Just the Lord's work.
Ted : But you're Satan!
Barney : Guys! Ok. Look. I don't advertise it but I volunteered here. I think it's important to help the less fortunate. I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.
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Barney : So, wait, not only have you not done any good for anyone today, you're actually helping someone steal from the homeless. You know, Ted, it's called Thanksgiving, not Thankstaking. Damn.
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[about having to do community service after being caught urinating in public]
Barney : I was unfarely punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church.
Ted : You peed on a church?
Barney : I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see, because I was drunk!
Ted : [happily] You *are* evil!
Robin : All is right with the world again.
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Ted : Barney's got his own Thanksgiving tradition.
Barney : Thanksgiving in a strip club, who's in? The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet. Plus, they do this thing. Heather dresses up as a pilgrim and Misty dresses up as an Indian, and they "share a meal".
Lily : Oh, Barney.
Lily : I'm sorry, Native American.
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Barney : Man, it's amazing out there. I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner.
[Ted and Robin stare at him]
Barney : And the way the faces of the less fortunate light up when you give them a hot, nutritious meal, is there a better feeling on earth?
Robin : Yesterday you said the best feeling on earth was getting your toes sucked. Then you requested a high-five with your foot.