How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Belly Full of Turkey (2005)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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Clerk : [When Lily is buying a pregnancy test] Happy Thanksgiving.
Lily : [Upset] Happy Thanksgiving. As in check out the chick buying the knock-up test everybody, wonder what must be going through her head. Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare. And there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me.
Clerk : You know the Eriksen's?
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Lily : [while waiting to look at a pregnancy test] Look, we may have some really big decisions to make in about 10 seconds but right now, I don't care where our kids grow up as long as they have you for a father.
Lily : [Lily leans into Marshall's open arm, Marshall kisses Lily on the top of her head] Gosh, I hope you're the father. Just a little joke to lighten up the mood.
Marshall : What does it say?
Lily : I'm afraid to look.
Policeman : [Yelling from outside] It's negative.
Lily : Thank God.
[to Pete]
Lily : And hey!
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Lily : You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?
Marshall : It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!
Lily : Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?
Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.
Marcus Eriksen : The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.
Lily : Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.
[Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall]
Marshall : Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.
Lily : Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!
[Lily throws the ball back to Marcus]
Lily : [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face]
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Ted : Barney's got his own Thanksgiving tradition.
Barney : Thanksgiving in a strip club, who's in? The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet. Plus, they do this thing. Heather dresses up as a pilgrim and Misty dresses up as an Indian, and they "share a meal".
Lily : Oh, Barney.
Lily : I'm sorry, Native American.
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Marshall : [about where they should raise their future children] Why not St. Cloud? I mean, I loved growing up St. Cloud. St. Cloud is a great place to have a childhood.
Lily : Oh, so is New York.
[Marshall's family laugh]
Lily : What? It is. And we grew up just fine. And we grew to the proper size and then we stopped.
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Judy Eriksen : Now that you're going to be a Mrs. Eriksen, I'm going to let you in on a secret recipe. The Eriksen family seven-layer salad.
Lily : Seven-layer salad?
[Judy hands Lily paper with recipe on it]
Lily : [Reading] Six cups of mayonnaise? That can't be right.
Judy Eriksen : Oh no, dear, sixteen cups.
[Places a large glass cylinder next to Lily]
Judy Eriksen : Mayo's in that cabinet.
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Lily : [about why she doesn't fit in in St. Cloud] I'm not eight feet tall and I don't think you can call it a salad if it has Funyuns in it.
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Marvin Eriksen Sr. : All right now, no farting around. Put your skates and your pads on, boys. Game on in five minutes.
Lily : You're gonna go play hockey?
[Mr. Eriksen tosses a basketball to Marcus]
Lily : With a basketball?
Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Well, it's a combination of the two. We call it baskIceball.
Marshall : We invented it. It's the most dangerous and awesome sport in the world.
Lily : [Thinks for a second] BaskIceball? Not Iceketball?
Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Iceketball? Just sounds weird.