How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Belly Full of Turkey (2005)

Eben Ham: Policeman

Quotes 

• Lily : [while waiting to look at a pregnancy test]  Look, we may have some really big decisions to make in about 10 seconds but right now, I don't care where our kids grow up as long as they have you for a father.

  Lily : [Lily leans into Marshall's open arm, Marshall kisses Lily on the top of her head]  Gosh, I hope you're the father. Just a little joke to lighten up the mood.

  Marshall : What does it say?

  Lily : I'm afraid to look.

  Policeman : [Yelling from outside]  It's negative.

  Lily : Thank God.

  [to Pete] 

  Lily : And hey!