How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Belly Full of Turkey (2005)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Robin : Wait, so you're not going home for Thanksgiving?
Ted : No, I have to work on Friday. You?
Robin : I'm Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
Ted : Oh, right, I forgot, you guys are weird. You pronounce the word "out" "ouut."
Robin : You guys are the world leader in handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt, and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
Ted : ...Your cops are called "mounties."
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Ted : [together with Robin sees Barney among the volunteers at a Thanksgiving shelter dinner for the homeless] Barney!
Barney : Hi, guys!
Ted : What are you doing here?
Barney : Just the Lord's work.
Ted : But you're Satan!
Barney : Guys! Ok. Look. I don't advertise it but I volunteered here. I think it's important to help the less fortunate. I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.
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Ted : You want a good holiday drink, try his Quanzapolitan.
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[about having to do community service after being caught urinating in public]
Barney : I was unfarely punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church.
Ted : You peed on a church?
Barney : I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see, because I was drunk!
Ted : [happily] You *are* evil!
Robin : All is right with the world again.
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Robin : Have you met Ted?
Ted : I am the aforementioned Ted.
Amanda : Cool, so what do you do around here?
Ted : Well... I... uh... I do nothing, absolutely nothing.
Amanda : Well, I think I can find something for you and your girlfriend to do.
Ted : Oh, she's not my girlfriend.
Robin : I'm his ex-girlfriend. I just wasn't enough woman for him. Emotionally... or sexually.
Robin : [Robin goes up behind Amanda] Oh... my... God.
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Ted : Barney's got his own Thanksgiving tradition.
Barney : Thanksgiving in a strip club, who's in? The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet. Plus, they do this thing. Heather dresses up as a pilgrim and Misty dresses up as an Indian, and they "share a meal".
Lily : Oh, Barney.
Lily : I'm sorry, Native American.