How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Game Night (2006)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Barney Stinson : [finishing his story about his ex-girlfriend Shannon]  And then she told me about her life. Her and Greg dated for awhile, then split up. Here's the real kicker, Shannon's a mom. She has a little kid named Max. That's crazy. That could've been my kid. But, instead what do I have? My whole life's some money in the bank, some suits in my closet, and a string of one-night stands.

  [begins to cry] 

  Lily Aldrin : Hey, come one. I mean, just because her life went one way, and yours went another doesn't make your life any worse.

  Barney Stinson : My life rocks! Money, suits and sex. These are tears of joy! I could be cooped up in some tiny apartment, changing some brat's poopy diapers, but instead, I'm out in the world being awesome 24/7, 365!

  [looks up] 

  Barney Stinson : You let me dodge a bullet, Big Guy. Plus here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry, on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her!

• Lily Aldrin : You brought the game to the bar?

  Marshall : Well, we're not quitting just 'cause Ted's so far ahead.

  Ted Mosby : I was winning?

• Lily Aldrin : You ralfed and ran?

• Marshall : [Telling his most embarrassing story]  I was stopping by Lily's kindergarten class to say hi, but they were all at recess. I really had to pee, so I went into the class's restroom. It was a-a smaller target than I'm used to, so I figured I should sit down. What I didn't realize was, it was a shared bathroom.

  [a kid comes in] 

  Screaming Boy : [Screaming]  AGRHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  [Marshall stumbles out of the bathroom and lands face first in front of Lily and the kindergarteners] 

  Marshall : I wish I'd pulled up my pants.

  Lily Aldrin : The kids still call him Funny Butt.