How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Okay Awesome (2005)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Lily : Hey.

  Robin : Hey.

  Lily : Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him.

  Robin : Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

  Lily : You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.

• Barney : [about the owner of Okay getting Robin on the VIP list]  Yeah, he just wants to show you his own VIP if you know what I mean...

  Robin Scherbatsky : What does VIP stand for in your own universe?

  Barney : Well I know the P is penis.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [entering the bar, to Ted]  Say you're my bitch.

  Ted : I'm your bitch. Why this time?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I just got us into "Okay".

  Barney : "Okay"?! Awesome!

  Ted : What happened; did I just have a stoke?