How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Purple Giraffe (2005)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : [behind Barney] Hello, Barney.
Barney : Of course...
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : You look well. Isn't it weird they invited both of us?
Barney : Who? Who invited you, no one even knows who you are!
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : I understand, you're hurt, but... you don't have to be cruel. Carlos was right about you.
Barney : WHO IS CARLOS?
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Barney : Ted, let's rap. Statistics: At every New York party there is always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at. She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again. Do you see... where I'm going... with this?
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Barney : So, it's over between me and... Works-with-Carlos girl.
Ted Mosby : Whoa, that was fast.
Barney : Yeah. I was trying to think, "What's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?"
[flashback to about 5 seconds ago]
Barney : I think I'm in love with you.
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : What?
[back in the present]
Barney : Thanks, bro!
Ted Mosby : Glad I could help...
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Barney : Hi, have you met Ted?
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : No.
Barney : Do you know Marshall? Lily?
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : No.
Barney : Hmm. Do you know anyone at this party?
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl : I work with Carlos.
Barney : Excuse me.
[to Ted, Marshall and Lily]
Barney : Anybody know a Carlos?
[they shake their heads]
Barney : On a silver platter.
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Robin : So, you threw all these parties for me?
Ted Mosby : No! Oh, you thought - no... okay, yes. You got me. One of the reasons I threw these parties was so I could introduce you to, um...
[Barney shoves some random guy towards Ted]
Ted Mosby : ...this guy! I figured, since it didn't work out between us, and now we can just laugh about it...
[laughs weakly]
Ted Mosby : Anyways, Robin, this is...
Carlos : Carlos.
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Ted Mosby : I got it. I don't ask her out. I invite her to our party next Friday.
Marshall Eriksen : We're having a party next Friday?
Ted Mosby : We are now. Casual.
Barney : Yeah, 'cause nothing says "casual" like inviting a hundred people over just to mack on one girl. Oh, and Lily, that's my leg.
Lily : [playing footsie under the table, she freaks out and stops] You waited five minutes to tell me that?