- Narrator: You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. Well, don't. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of it's important. All of it was leading somewhere. Because suddenly, it was 2006. And 2006 was a big one.
- Barney Stinson: Ted, come on. We have an hour and a half before midnight I don't want to be kissing Ranjit.
- Ranjit: You don't know what you're missing.
- Barney Stinson: You know why the phone lines are tied up, is everybody's calling their loved ones. Everyone but Barney...
- [the others laugh]
- Barney Stinson: Oh, sure. Laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson! Laugh for the sad clown on whirling carousel of suits, cigars, bimbos and booze. Round and round it goes, and where's it all going? Nowhere...
- Robin Scherbatsky: Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix?
- Barney Stinson: People often ask me "Barney how is that you're so psyched so much of the time"?
- Lily Aldrin: By who? Who asks you that?
- Marshall Eriksen: I couldn't find Lily at party number three so I walked... I walked to the next party on the list.
- Ted Mosby: Not Moby's party?
- Marshall Eriksen: Yes, Moby's party. Check it out. He signed my shirt.
- [Shows the back of the shirt where the name "Eric" is written]
- Robin Scherbatsky: You're not Moby, are you?
- Not Moby: Who?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Moby... the recording artist, Moby.
- Not Moby: No.
- Barney Stinson: But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah."
- Not Moby: I thought you said "Tony."
- Ted Mosby: So your name is Tony?
- Not Moby: No.
- Barney Stinson: The first time I rode in a limo I was five. I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral. I suppose, in a way, I still am.
- Barney Stinson: This mix is my pride and joy. I never leave home without it.
- Not Moby: Oh, that's how I feel about Janice here.
- [Pulls out a gun]
- Marshall Eriksen: Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs... It's like we're the president.
- Lily Aldrin: So where are you from, Natalya?
- Barney Stinson: She... who knows. The former Soviet republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?
- Ted Mosby: Yes, Barney, your submissions were received and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
- Barney Stinson: But you enjoyed the e-vite, right? Thas an actual picture of my pants.
- Barney Stinson: We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being, but we do have time for hot dogs?
- Marshall Eriksen: Yeah, we like hot dogs.
- Barney Stinson: Oh, wait, wait, wait. We have to turn around. We left Natalya.
- Lily Aldrin: Barney, none of us really liked her.
- Barney Stinson: WHAT?
- Lily Aldrin: Sorry.
- Barney Stinson: Oh, very nice, Lily. You know, she is a guest in this country. So while you may choose to turn your back on her, I choose to turn my front on her!
- Barney Stinson: Ranjit! Dude, you're driving a limo now. That's awesome.
- Ranjit: I've moved up in the world.
- Narrator: Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend, Derek. Derek. He was like rich, successful, handsome. I hated that guy.