How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Pineapple Incident (2005)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Lily : [Marshall, Ted and Lily discover Barney in the bathtub] What are you doing in the bathtub?
Barney : The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling.
Lily : Wait a minute, were you here when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Barney : Don't worry, I slept through it.
[Barney starts laughing and looking at Ted and Marshall]
Barney : Haha, I totally didn't sleep through it! And boy, for a little girl, you've got a big tank!
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Barney : Check out table number four! See that little hottie on the end, she's short, but has an ample bossem. I love it, she's, like, half boob. Let's go.
Ted : Yeah, and say what, what's are big opening line?
Barney : It's, uh... Daddy's home.
Ted : "Daddy's home?" You want us to go over to those girls, and say "Daddy's home." Really think about that, Barney.
Barney : Hmm... Yeah, think it's pretty solid.
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Barney : Your brain screws you up, Ted, it gets in the way. It happened with Robin, it happened with "Half-Boob", and its gonna keep on happening until you power down that bucket of neuroses inebriation-style.