Ted : [Ted is drunk] Are you a vampire?
Carl : That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep.
Ted : Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for *that*, now would we?
Carl : And how you guys liked the shots?
Ted : I drank all five, bitch!
Ted : We can't just be friends. We're attracted to each other, and we both know that.
Carl : Excuse me?
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