How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Pineapple Incident (2005)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Marshall : Dammit, Trudy, what about the pineapple?

• Barney : Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.

  Marshall : Doo-doo.

  Barney : [chuckling]  Totally.

• Marshall : [after Barney pushes a shot to Ted]  Interesting...

  Ted : What... You want me to do a shot?

  Barney : Oh no... I want you to do five shots.

  Marshall : More interesting.

• Marshall : Oh, right, that's why we don't do shots.

• Ted : You set me on fire.

  Barney : Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast. You got robbed. This is a blend.

  Ted : You set me on fire! And who's the girl in my bed?

  Barney : There's a girl in yoir bed.

  Marshall : And a pinapple. Am I the only one who's curios about the pineapple?

• Barney : Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.

  Marshall : Doo-doo!

  [laughs] 

  Barney : [chuckles]  Totally.