Carol Burnett: Eve

Quotes 

• Eve : Well, God gave Cain a woman who is great with a child. I think I would kind of like to meet this wonder and welcome her to the family. You know, God, you should take yourself a wife. You'd make a good husband.

  God : Well, the thought had occurred to me, but there are no other gods, you know.

  Eve : Well, why don't you just create a woman for yourself? I mean, you're the Lord of all creation with you, anything is possible... And you know something else? You oughta have kid, too. You'd see how hard it is. I mean, it wasn't easy to raise Cain. And it won't be easy for you to raise, ah...

  Adam : Abraham? No, no. Samuel? Um, Morris? Lenny? No. *Jesus... *

  God : Interesting. I like it.