- Alexander Mundy: I don't want to alarm you but I think we're being followed.
- Janet Sanders: We'll be watched as long as you're here.
- Alexander Mundy: You don't have to worry. I only steal things. I never attack girls. Unless, of course, they enter a formal request.
- Janet Sanders: I'll try and restrain myself Mr. Mundy.
- Alexander Mundy: If you can call me a thief, you can call me Al
- Janet Sanders: ...you're quite a puzzle.
- Alexander Mundy: Oh really?
- Janet Sanders: Yes. You're, uh, intelligent, educated, quite charming really.
- Alexander Mundy: Well thank you. I'm a paragon of everything but virtue.