It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Gun Fever (2005)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
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Quotes
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Mac : [in the hospital] We talked about it, and we decided that we need to get rid of that gun.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, oh, the gun... yeah, we're getting rid of the gun.
Mac : You could have been killed. Dennis could have killed you
Charlie Kelly : Okay, good, yes, I think that would be for the best... ah... mm... Dee, could you get me a nurse?
Dee Reynolds : Yeah, sure.
[exits]
Charlie Kelly : Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun.
Mac : No way!
Dennis Reynolds : [pulls gun out of his pants] Never.
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Mac : Charlie, are you okay?
Charlie Kelly : No, I'm not okay! I'm shot in the head!
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Mac : You're such a dildo, dude.
Dennis Reynolds : Thanks dude, thanks. That's a good way to start the day.
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Dennis Reynolds : [after shooting Charlie] I'll call an ambulance.
Mac : Bro, the hospital's like three blocks away, we should just drive him!
Dennis Reynolds : I know that but I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car!