- Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Last time I did this I was 18... and drunk.
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Last time I did it, I was 24 and sober; same results. Learn from your mistakes and move on, right?
- Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Ah, sir, you've, uh, never remarried.
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Oh, I'm talking about you. Good Lord! Don't use ME as a barometer, for ANYTHING!