- [Cdr. Lindsey has requested to return to JAG]
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [with mild sarcasm] If I *ever* need someone like *you* on my staff, you'll be the first one I call.
- [having failed to promote Cdr. Lindsey to Captain]
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: I have effectively terminated my career.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: What do you have do to get a plaque?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: It's for good behavior. So you don't have to worry about it.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Well, Commander, I checked the police blotter and didn't see your name, so you must've behaved.
- [to Mac]
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Why does he listen to *you* and not *me*?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Just lucky I guess.