- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr: [after Mac pinches Harm's face] What was that for?
- Major Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: Just checking. One Harmon Rabb in my life is enough.
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: MORE than enough!
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Who did this, sir?
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr: Special agent Clark Palmer.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Oh man, I really hate that guy!