Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson: Rochester Van Jones

Quotes 

• Jack Benny : Wait a minute, were you beating around the bush just to find out if you could have next Wednesday off?

  Rochester Van Jones : Well, uh, yes I was.

  Jack Benny : For Heaven sake, Rochester, if you want a day off, why don't you just come out and ask me?

  Rochester Van Jones : Okay. Can I have Wednesday off?

  Jack Benny : No... You see how much quicker it is?

• Jack Benny : Well it's about time you got here.

  Rochester Van Jones : I'd have been here sooner, but I thought I better brush up on my law books first.

  Jack Benny : Law books?

  Rochester Van Jones : Now Boss, when I'm talkin' to the judge, you just sit back and squeeze a few tears out of those baby blue eyes and we'll be home before you know it.

  Jack Benny : Oh for Heaven... What in the world made you think I was going to let you defend me?

  Rochester Van Jones : I didn't think you'd let me take out you appendix either.