Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Black Magic (2003)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jackie : Why did I let you talk me into this?

  Jade : You said it yourself Jackie, you're too fat.

  Jackie : [Groans]  I said I am too heavy to climb the totem pole without risk of damaging it, Jade.

• Jade : Look out!

  [Captain Black exits car and looks up. The Oni mask lands on his face] 

  Jackie : Captain Black!

  Jade : I said look out, not look up.

• Hak Foo : Tiger snatches mask before it sticks!

  [Tries to grab the mask. Black stops him] 

  Capt. Black : Guess again kitty cat.

  [Black and Hak Foo start fighting] 

  Jade : Captain Black's got game.

• Jade : [as Black is getting the other Oni masks]  You're getting kind of greedy, aren't you Captain Black? You only have one face.

  Capt. Black : But three partners in darkness, itching for a makeover.

  Jade : The Captain Black I know would never do that!

  Capt. Black : The Captain Black you know is on permanent vacation.

• Jade : [after getting caught by a Shadowkhan]  I may look small, but I'm a giant can of butt-whup just waiting to be opened!