Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Half a Mask of Kung-Fu (2003)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jade : Jackie!

  Valmont : Help!

  Jade , Valmont : [in demonic voice]  Shadowkhan attack!

• Jade : Tch. Crashes are a cinch to fix. Just hit the reset button and...

  Tohru : Uh no. I mean he has crased it, on to the floor.

  Uncle : [Cut to Uncle continuing to hit the computer with a broom]  Ai ya! It is evil. Evil. Evil! Evil!

• Jade : Maybe it's time to summon some back up.

  [Jade puts on the Oni mask, and summons the shadowkhan] 

  Jade : Kick their butts! No fair! My ninjas don't have heads. About face! Charge!

• Jade : Besides, now that it's attached, Valmont can't take it.

  Jackie : [Jackie groans]  But who is going to save us from *you*? The mask is evil, Jade! It is a matter of time before it turns you evil too.

  Jade : Tch. I can handle it. 1: It's only half the evil of a regular mask. And 2:

  [Jade starts talking in a demonic voice] 

  Jade : The next time you call me crazy, I shall devour your brain.

  [voice returns to normal] 

  Jade : Heh heh heh. I see your point.

• Tohru : Jade, we're in the middle of a big auction. Then all the icons disappeared.

  Jade : No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Supermoose in the corner and

  [Jade starts talking in a demonic voice] 

  Jade : surrender your souls to the forces of darkness!

  Tohru : Uh, I can figure it out on my own.

• Jade : [to Valmont]  You're "Filtyrich1?" But... you're not rich, just filthy.

• Jade : [Everyone is fighting in Valmont's apartment]  Hello? The mask isn't even here yet!

• Jade : [Jade picks up half the Oni mask]  Got it Jackie! Uh, part of it.

  Jackie : Where is the other half?

  Valmont : [Picking up the other half]  Right where it belongs.