Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

I'll Be a Monkey's Puppet (2002)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Tohru : [Tohru pops out of a jack-in-the-box dressed as a clown]  Please do not laugh.

  Uncle : We are dealing with a very sick mind.

• Jade : Well it's a start.

  Jackie : What? What is it?

  Uncle : Uh, nothing. Do not look in mirror.

  Jackie : [Jackie looks in a mirror and realizes his a puppet]  Bwaaa? Huh?

  Uncle : I told you not to look in mirror! He never listens.

• Uncle : That is all for $200?

  Kai Ching : Do you want me to throw in a tea cozy?

  Uncle : Hmm. Do you want me to throw in a piece of Uncle?

  [Tohru restrains Uncle] 

  Uncle : No purchase necessary!

  [Tohru carries Uncle out] 

• Jackie : But Kai Ching said it was one-of-a-kind.

  [Uncle slaps Jackie twice] 

  Uncle : And that is two-of-a-kind, to teach you that brining my competitors goods into my shop invites bad chi... And one more thing, do you see any Monkey Kings in here? No? That is because the Monkey King is known for his love of mischief.

  [Uncle looks at the Monkey King puppet] 

  Uncle : And he is creepy looking.