Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Into the Mouth of Evil (2002)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Jackie : [to a sleeping security guard]  The museum directors must feel very secure with you on the job.

• Jackie : [Three men take yoga stances]  Oh. You are yoga masters. Nonviolent.

  [the men attack Jackie] 

  Jackie : But I thought yoga was to promote peace from within.

• Jackie : Uh, I don't like needles.

  Dr. Weber : [Picking up a drill]  Oh, well I could drill *without* numbing you.

  Jackie : Okay. Numb me please.

• Jackie : Goodbye Uncle. We'll be back on Thursday.

  Uncle : Ai-Ya- Cannot understand a word you are saying.

  Jade : His mouth's all numb from the dentist. He said if school sends over any homework. It's a *mistake*, just toss it!

• Jackie : [as he's being attacked]  Jade return to the hotel room!

  [Jackie runs off] 

  Jade : Didn't say "please."

  [Chases after Jackie] 

• Jade : [Bursting into the room]  Nobody moves. Nobody gets hurt!

  Jackie : Jade? I told you to go back to the hotel room!

  Jade : Lost my key. Okay now let the Chan Man go!

• Jackie : [His cellphone's ringing]  My cellphone.

  Mohajah : It is your Uncle, reminding you to bring home curry powder.

  Jackie : That is amazing.

  Mohajah : There is one more thing that he desires. Though I am not quite sure I understand.

  [Mohaja slaps Jackie] 

• Jackie : It is alright Jade. They are the good guys.

  Jade : You sure? He's got this whole Spock mind meld scanner thing happening.