Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

J2: Rise of the Dragons (2004)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Told you a thousand times, mgic must defeat magic. Where is dragon teeth?

  Future Jade : Dragon's fire breath is magic, duh!

  Uncle : Who is smarty-pants good chi know-it-all who looks like Jade?

  [realizes it's Adult Jade] 

  Uncle : Ay ya!

• Uncle : [after Adult Jade defeats Jackie]  Nephew has slow reflexes. But if you want piece of Uncle...

• Uncle : One more thing, future Uncle *allows* you to use his spells?

  Adult Jade : Oh uh, yeah. Total access. You really mellow out as you age.

  Jade : Tch. As if.