- Uncle: Told you a thousand times, mgic must defeat magic. Where is dragon teeth?
- Future Jade: Dragon's fire breath is magic, duh!
- Uncle: Who is smarty-pants good chi know-it-all who looks like Jade?
- [realizes it's Adult Jade]
- Uncle: Ay ya!
- Adult Jade: Look, Jade has to get out of here. Now!
- Jade: What'd I... Hey! How do you know my name?
- Jackie: Who are you? And what do you want with Jade?
- Adult Jade: Not me. Him!
- [Drago appears in the distance]
- Uncle: [after Adult Jade defeats Jackie] Nephew has slow reflexes. But if you want piece of Uncle...
- Jade: Uncle Jackie told me to...
- Adult Jade: Never trust strangers. Never chew with your mouth open. And never spit into the wind. Duh!
- Jade: Whoa. Time out. Are you -?
- Adult Jade: [Takes off her hat and glasses] You? Took you long enough
- Drago: [Seeing Adult Jade and Jade together] Hey, you two related? Because I definitely see a resemblance.
- Adult Jade: Resemble *this* junior!
- [Blasts Drago]
- Adult Jade: If Drago bumps you off in the present, I could pop right out of existence and the future will be history.
- Jade: Whoa! This time travel stuff is freaky.
- Adult Jade: Luckily I convinced you and Uncle to become Section 13's Official Magic Consultants.
- Jackie: You mean, I never leave Section 13?
- Jade: [In front of Drago] Say, are you *sure* he's Shendu's kid?
- Adult Jade: Who? The Tooth Fairy here?
- Jade: Tch. I mean Shendu had edge. But this Drago dude's more like...
- Adult Jade: A gecko with zits.
- Uncle: One more thing, future Uncle *allows* you to use his spells?
- Adult Jade: Oh uh, yeah. Total access. You really mellow out as you age.
- Jade: Tch. As if.
- Jackie: And I just wanted to let you know. That I am proud of who you turn out to be.
- Adult Jade: I owe who I turn out to be to one person, Uncle Jackie.
- Jackie: Huh?
- Adult Jade: You. Duh!