Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Samurai Ratso (2003)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Jackie : Jade, the first rule of research is patience.

  Uncle : Can you not read faster, Tohru? Cobwebs are forming on Uncle!

• Uncle : Until a cursed one is worn, these are merely masks.

  Tohru : Then why do I have a strange clammy feeling down my spine?

  Uncle : You have the willies?

  Tarakudo : [Appearing]  Usually a pretty good sign that the King of all Oni is in the house!

• Uncle : Must be wrong ingridient. Each mask must require a unique removal spell.

  Tohru : What do we need to remove this mask?

  Uncle : You are Japanese expert. This is *your* department!

• Uncle : I am telling you cards not important!

• Tarakudo : So... hoping to find the Hana-Fuda card? Well I can't let you do that.

  Uncle : Okay, maybe cards important.

• Tohru : Back!

  Uncle : Onion? Do not be foolish Tohru. Use garlic!

  Tarakudo : Whoa. Easy with that veggie big fella.

  [Tohru throws the onion at Tarakudo. Tarakudo screams in pain] 

  Tarakudo : My eyes!

  Tohru : It does work.

• Tohru : [Uncle is about to leave]  Please sensei. I require your guidance.

  Uncle : I offer you my confidence.

• Tohru : Sensei, what will keep Tarakudo from penetrating the vault?

  Tarakudo : [Cut to Tarakudo getting repelled away]  My eyes! My eyes!

  Jade : [imitating Uncle]  Oni magic cannot defeat onion magic.

  Uncle : A little trick I learned from my apprentice.