Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Showdown in the Old West (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Hong Kong Kid

Quotes 

• Jackie : I have heard that my great-great-grandfather came out west and lived in a cowboy town. I'm curious to see what one looks like.

  [Uncle and Jade groan] 

  Jackie : Driver's privilege.

• Friend : Railroad workers are not welcome in town.

  Hong Kong Kid : Oh don't be silly. We are in America now. We can go anywhere we please.

• Jade : This is so cool! She's my long lost great-great something or other. I betcha she looked exactly like me.

  Jackie : Actually it says here that the Sheriff's niece was very tall and 15 years old.

  Jade : Must be a typo.

• Hong Kong Kid : Perhaps a night in jail will make you think twice before breaking the law again.

  [Closes the cell door, then he jail bars fall down] 

  Hong Kong Kid : Uh oh.

• Jackie : [to Uncle]  Bah! That is the fate of my great-great-grandfather that you are using to clean your glasses!

• Shendu : I grown impatient, Valmont. I trust your men were able to pull off a simple robbery.

  Mayor Valmont : Rest assured, Shendu. My boys will be rendezvousing with us momentarily.

  [the men arrive] 

  Mayor Valmont : You see?

  Old West Ratso : Uh, ran into a little trouble.

  Old West Finn : That sheriff you hired.

• Shendu : I don't want the horse! I wanted the Horse Talisman!

• Old West Ratso : Uh, count me out. That guy ain't human.

  Shendu : And that is why you will use magic to defeat him.

  [Magically charges a hat and rope] 

  Old West Finn : So how do we work 'em?

  Old West Finn : You don't. The magic works by itself.

• Hong Kong Kid : [Valmont pulls out a shotgun]  Uh we had an agreement. No firearms.

  Mayor Valmont : Guess I missed this meeting. Ever been locked in a 4 foot stall with a bucking bronco.

  Hong Kong Kid : Once.